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26 September 2011

An Overview of Dating


This past work week has literally flown by; I honestly can say I love this 8-5 Monday through Friday business.

On another note today I am going to touch base on the immaturity of men. Despite age or status, some guys are just prone to being that little brat on the playground who bullied you calls you a dog, and tomorrow he will want to be your best friend.  Now I am not sure if it’s my background in being “one of the guys” or just my blunt personality, but lately I have been able to sift out a LOT of guys that are full the stench that can only be described as best as bull.

Option 1: The guy who flaunts the money. This gentleman will try to woo you with buying you drinks, taking you on a fancy date, BUT beware he is only 22. Where is all this money coming from? You ask. The answer: Mommy’s and Daddy’s checking account.

Option 2: The guy who “has it all”: This particular appears to have everything. Great looks, funny personality, and starts out as a gentleman. KEYWORD: STARTS. Then after a hang out or two you realize he is Ken doll who has got more baggage with him than a 737. After he knows you know he is an utter train wreck beneath the bronze. You will be in the “bully” stage. This is when that little eight year old boy mentality shows up and decides to be an utter jerk anytime you try to understand or get him to do this crazy thing: TALK.
 STAY as far as possible from these. They will try to woo you with their charm and looks then you’re stuck back in grade school crying on the swing set.

Option 3: I call this the “out of the blue” guy (OOTB). This gentleman was in your life long ago maybe months, or years you talked and hung out or even had a small dating relationship. Once the fact is out that your single, OOTB comes to the rescue. A random “Why are we not together comes into a random Facebook conversation. What to do? Give the guy a chance? Or be pessimistic or I like to call practical and say he just wants to be the rebound.

Option 4: The creepy guy at the bar. Drunk. Dumb. Dirty. Enough said.

Why is it that there are all these other prospects when I only want one: The One. 

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